He's All That
by Melissa Flores
aka misty
mistyjox@hotmail.com
When Gabrielle goes for a harried,
long overdue visit to the family, Xena decides to spend some quality time
with Joxer by giving him a makeover ALA the Warrior Princess. But
she may have succeeded a little too well, as a confused Gabrielle
discovers when she returns from her trip to find a changed Joxer and an
unwelcome surprise.
GENRE: May
not seem like it at first, but it's definately Gabby/Joxer. Xena/Rafe
(you remember that guy, right?) I've even been tempted to do a Gabby/Ares
piece (ducks tomatoes thrown at her) I said tempted! Geez. ;-)
RATING: Unsure
yet, probably an R, just to be on the safe side for some violence.
SUBTEXT:
None. Nope. But you can interpret things however you will.
SPOILERS:
Up to Married With Fishsticks, references to For Him the Bell Tolls, King
Con, A Family Affair and other previous episodes.
DISTRIBUTION:
As
always, That Was Scary, Raye can have it if she likes, anyone else, please
ask. I have this strange habit of saying yes.
DEDICATION:
To
Lori, for being the Beta Queen with this. To Christie, for tolerating my
constant bugging and reading this puppy for me. To Danielle and Nickle,
for their encouraging notes.
MAIN CAST
XENA: The Kick Ass Warrior Princess
JOXER: The wannabe warrior with
the heart of gold
GABRIELLE: The Amazon Queen/bard/sidekick/hero
EVE: The cute kid of Xena's
ARGO: The wonderhorse
LILA: Sister of Gabrielle
Hecuba: Mother of Gabrielle
Herodotus: Father of Gabrielle
Rafe : that cutie we saw in King
Con
NOTES :Want
my reason for doing this? I hate Joxer's clothes. I HATE his hat. Ted is
just so adorable, and that hat... eww.. just takes so much from his cuteness.
So when Gabby goes away, Xena gets to play, and we finally get rid of the
damn hat. <G>
CHAPTERS
